Thursday, December 27, 2007

Things He SHOULD Know

I found this interesting article from Men's Health - 50 Things She Wishes You Knew. The article claims to list and explain "universal truths all men should - but don't- understand." Hmm. So, I didn't agree with the entire list, but a good number of them did apply. Here are some of the ones I identified with...
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count.
3. I will leave if you lie.
6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
11. I expect you to call me.
12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
13. I'm scared of losing my independence.
20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now.
36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this.
41. I love it when you're sweaty.
43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
44. I like porn.
46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.

2 comments:

Rusty Wicks said...

Numbers 36 and 43...very important. Great list.

Jayelle said...

36 is a biggie!